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To render numerous computer systems unresponsive by various means, most notably by writing faulty kernel-level code for an operating system that permits third-party ring 0 access.
Dev 1: "Isn't the world too peaceful right now?"
Dev 2: "Don't worry, our next update will crowdstrike global infrastructure if the intern keeps it up."
Dev 1: "Haha- Wait, did we give the intern account rights to push to prod?"
Dev 2: "Oh fuck-!"
Dev 2: "Don't worry, our next update will crowdstrike global infrastructure if the intern keeps it up."
Dev 1: "Haha- Wait, did we give the intern account rights to push to prod?"
Dev 2: "Oh fuck-!"
by Cennepal July 22, 2024
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It is widely believed that the name "Audemars Piguet" is an obscured version of the phrase "Add more, piglet", referring to the watch brand refusing the sell the only watch people really want to buy from them, and instead trying to force their other watchslop onto new customers (paypigs).
It is widely believed that the name "Audemars Piguet" is an obscured version of the phrase "Add more, piglet", referring to the watch brand refusing the sell the only watch people really want to buy from them, and instead trying to force their other watchslop onto new customers (paypigs).
A: "Look bro, I just got this sick Audemars Piguet Royal Oak 15510 straight from the boutique!"
B: "Whatever, piglet." *flashes 1:1 rep he bought for $550*
A: "Yooo, you got one to?!"
B: *Places hand on A's shoulder, too afraid to ruin this man's world* "Sure is buddy... sure is."
B: "Whatever, piglet." *flashes 1:1 rep he bought for $550*
A: "Yooo, you got one to?!"
B: *Places hand on A's shoulder, too afraid to ruin this man's world* "Sure is buddy... sure is."
by Cennepal January 21, 2026
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