Celton's definitions

bort

An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).

That bort smells nasty!
Ewww, what a bort!
I think I let a bort.

by Celton July 6, 2004

chicka-bei-hung

An extremely beautiful woman. Usually of superstar or model quality in terms of physical appearance. Plural: Chicksa-bei-hung.

There's a chicka-bei-hung in the apartment above me.
That chicka-bei-hung is hot!!

by Celton July 6, 2004

chickage

A female of notable beauty. Usually with large bust-size and long legs.

I like having chickages over to my place.
Look at all those hot chickages.

by Celton July 6, 2004

creanoid

Derived from the substance 'creatine', often used by body builders. Describes a man of immense muscle size, more powerful than a beast.

Lee Priest is a total creanoid.
Man, look at that creanoid.

by Celton July 6, 2004

deast

a dog, usually friendly and intelligent, but can also be used as a generalization

Good deast! Fetch the stick!
That is an awesome deast!

by Celton July 6, 2004

fungled-up

A phrase used for describing a serious mistake or problem.

I fungled up on that test.
Man, you really fungled up on that one.

by Celton July 6, 2004

majestic tubbudah-quiest

The superlative for a fat, friendly cat.
A great pet to have around.

Majestic tubbudah-quiest is so fuzzy! I love my majestic tubbudah-quiest.

by Celton July 6, 2004