Carpman's definitions

nertz

Ah crap!

Nertz! He stole my cactus!

by Carpman May 13, 2003

Arsemaster

Leader of a party of politicians

George bush

by Carpman May 14, 2003

cheese

The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!

Everybody loves cheese

by Carpman May 14, 2003

telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

by Carpman May 16, 2003

exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

by Carpman May 21, 2003

Elf

Sneaky gits with pointy ears.

The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.

by Carpman May 30, 2003

opinion

Something only availiable to anarchists and dictators.

I am of the opinion that George Bush is a colossal dickhead.

by Carpman May 30, 2003