Caffeine's definitions

Fertilizer

A low quality type of marijuana, often characterized by an abundance of stems, seeds and extremely low levels of THC.

Damn, son! We smoked 3 blunts already of this fertilizer and we ain't even high yet.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

Nipple Sauce

An sex act done by a male prior to orgasm, where he would ejaculate over the female's nipple(s), covering it entirely.

Tonya loves when I finish sex with a cum shot. So I decided to give her a shot of nipple sauce.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

Mervin

A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.

Ew. Like, that guy I work with is a total Mervin. He keeps asking me out, giving me flowers and writing dumb poems. There is no way a girl like me is going out with a fat moron like him.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

Wet Towel Fight

A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.

Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

Jizz Rocket

An extremely powerful, yet elusive version of male ejaculation. This often occurs every so often during sex where the ejaculation shoots a much further distance than normal. The amount of semen shot is also greatly increased as well.

I pulled my dick out of her mouth right before I was going to cum, I stood up as she layed down on the bed and I launched a jizz rocket. Man, she was drenched in cum, along with the bed and walls!

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

Ganja Grinch

A more specific type of grinch relative to the recreational smoking of marijuana. They are defined as a friend who brings over his/her marijuana to share with yours but, often put down an extremely smaller amount than what you do to smoke.

Trisha is such a Ganja Grinch. Every time we both put down some weed to roll into a blunt, she puts down this tiny little nugget thats about the size of my pinky nail.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

Cheerwine

A tasty soda only found in southern US states.

Yee haw!!! Paw just bought us a whole 2 liter of that there Cheerwine. I reckon imma go have me a glass or two.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004