Cactus's definitions

golgothan

The Shit Monster From Hell Which Arises From Your Toliet. As Seen In Kevin Smith's Film DOMGA.

1: Holy Shit It's Golgothan!
2: No Shit!
1: I Shit You Not.
2: Flee!

by Cactus July 9, 2004

to each his own

Statement said when someone does not agree with your opinion. Meaning that even though they don't like it you do.

1: Look at that car there it's rockin!
2: No it's not.
1: Well, to each his own.

by Cactus September 4, 2004

HIMP

It's like how a pimp sells prostitutes, except instead the himp is a guy who manages a ring of homeless people and takes their money in return of feeding the homeless.

Yo, I saw a HIMP beating on this homeless guy for not paying him his dailey $3.50.

by Cactus March 7, 2005

belted

To run away suddenly. To leave in a fast manner.

The cops busted down the door, and I belted out the back door.

by Cactus January 4, 2004

Fucko

One who drives with little or no regard towards common sense, others, or the law's of physics. Usually on the 405, or any freeway, highway, side street, alley, parking lot, thoroughfare, off/on ramp, intersection, I happen to be on

DRIVE FUCKO!!!
Fuck you, you fucking fucko!
You my friend, are a fucko

by Cactus January 7, 2004

Chodeler

To Chodel:
One who attempts to yodel whilst gobbling down on a chode

a:Yodle-aaa-heeeee-HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!
b:you are a fucking Chodeler!

by Cactus January 7, 2004

Chokheotomy

Medical procedure:
Used to alter the demeanor and behavior of the chronic fucking asshole
Both hands are wrapped firmly around the assholes neck and then shaken vigorously.
Shouting commands of “SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!” is optional.

Physician: “please hold still you fucking asshole while I give you a Chokheotomy”
Asshole: “a what-Ggggggghhhhhhrrrggggggllll……..

by Cactus January 7, 2004