CBIwolfe's definitions

eilf

Eyeball I'd Like to Fuck

Guy: "You have two great eilfs there"
Girl: "What? AHHH!!! Me Ojo!"

by Cbiwolfe July 28, 2006

McTarded

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.

Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.

by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006