Bystrick's definitions

mesbian

(n) A male acting as a female lesbian in a chat room, or other internet relay medium, in an attempt to pick up women. Most notable by speech patterns, or desire to find any bi/lesbian woman in a particular area.

"I'm tellin' you, anyone that thinks every woman on the 'net is 18 and bi, AND tries to pick them up, is a mesbian."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

shelf butt

(n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on.

"Bitch got a shelf butt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!"

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss

"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

fitty

(n) A numerical amount; fifty. Five counts of ten.

"They musta been fitty 'o dem!"

by Bystrick March 23, 2003

pizza

(n) Open face pie, often utilizing a tomato based sauce and cheese, and baked. Many variations apply.

(n) The fifth food group

"Someone dial up Domino's"
"That shit ain't real pizza..."

by Bystrick March 23, 2003