Brett's definitions

skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005

nukker

A combination between white trash and nigger, usually someone who is A) black and B) poor and lives in a trailer park, or somebody that is A)white and B)thinks they r black

Get yo dirty ass hands off my TV, nukker.

by Brett April 14, 2005

Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

The Duder

While the dude is lying on his back holding his ankles in the air, a female tongue punches his leather cheerio while he reaches climax solo cranking it. After his demon seed is released the female then tries to steal it to inseminate herself to ensure a life of prosperous sugar daddies.

Brian was getting the duder when kayla saw her oppourtinty to capitalize on an easy future.

by brett May 28, 2016

Ownt

Getting ur ass kicked while playing a computer game, like Counter-Strike....DoD, u get it...

Player1 kills Player2 with an ak47 without getting touched.

Player1: I OWNT U MOTHAF****A
Player2: Get laid fagmuncher

by brett July 6, 2004

WHUTA

Wild Hair Up The Ass.

1. A painful, unexpected situation.
2. A jerk who is more trouble than he/she is worth.

Finding out the electricity was still connect to the exposed wire was a real WHUTA moment.

I hope John isn't coming with us, he's a complete WHUTA.

by Brett July 7, 2004