Boozeturd's definitions

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

Booze Turd

A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.

My hangover disappeared after I expelled a nasty booze turd.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

Poképerving

Pokémon Go players who stop in front of your house and are seemingly taking pictures of your wife and kids.

I almost slugged a guy for Poképerving after he asked my wife and kids if they wanted to see his Squirtle.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

Bronan

Muscleheads who aspire to be and act like Conan the Barbarian.

Chill out Bronan before you get us thrown out of this bar.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

King of the North

A natural leader who is unanimously supported by his loyal followers! One who exhibits the humble leadership qualities of John Snow from Game of Thrones.

John Snow is the King of the North!

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

Pervoculars

Any type of eyewear that allows you to gawk at scantily clad hot chicks with plausible deniability.

Put your pervoculars on, cougar cameltoe at 12 O'clock.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016