Bobert's definitions

Drugster

Someone who does drugs all day long that touches themselves while taking it.

Jordyn is a drugster

by Bobert May 25, 2006

hoodini

A swindler or con artist who uses his skills so you become poor as hell, and empty your pockets into his hands.

Damn, I heard this noise behind me and looked back turned around and was sitting on a milk crate holding two bananas.
That nigga must of been hoodini.

by Bobert August 31, 2008

lamp

Verb - to hurry, most likely in a car.

"We'd better lamp it to Best Buy -- it closes in ten minutes!"

by Bobert July 12, 2004

obsanity

combonation of obscene and insanity, used to describe something rediclous

when bob's full house was beat by four of a kind, he claimes thats obsanity

by bobert September 26, 2004

crunk juice

kool aid with a lot of sugar

lil jon drinks a lot of crunk juice

by bobert May 13, 2005

mayor of douchebagville

To be the number one douche in a group of douches. To show extreme features of douchism; thus necessitating a higher position in the name calling.

Guy 1: Do you know what i love? soap operas, the movie 'open water,' and trucker hats.
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville

by Bobert December 20, 2004

chicken

a word to use wen u have nothin else to say

awkward silence
bob: CHICKEN!
fred: eh?
bob: CHICKENS ARE COOL! YAY CHICKENS!
fred: ok

by Bobert January 26, 2005