Balze's definitions

Ad

sexiest person alive
has a 79-pack
can crush steel in-between thighs
tits the size of watermelons
world's greatest Celeste gamer

John Delancie : holy shit it's Ad, please be my friend / lover

Ad : sorry John, I'm going to see Cai. I'm just out of your league now

by Balze August 5, 2022

The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo

When you're fucking a girl while she is winning the local area chess championship

Adrian : Holy shit, he's doing The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo on that girl

Daven : No Way!

Greg : Greg.

by Balze June 20, 2022

Super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburger

when Ad uses a lobster to fill your ass, a cheeseburger up your vagina, and cums in your mouth

Lily: Damn, last night I got super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburgered!
Ad: Ad.

by Balze June 20, 2022