Balano's definitions

woopang

Any attractive woman

synonymous with "slice" or "hottie", etc...

A hot chick walks by and I might say: "WOOPANG!!!!"

by Balano August 14, 2006

spanese

Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.

Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.

by Balano June 6, 2005

hispadian

Someone of latin and Canadian descent. As far as I know, my ex-girlfriend invented the word to describe herself.

Me: You're a Mexuck (combination of Mexican and Canuck)
Clarissa: I'm Hispadian.

by Balano June 6, 2005

prit

"prits" - plural
An undefined unit of prettiness.

"She's got the prits" = "She's pretty"

by balano April 11, 2009

lunchbox

A fat or obese guy. He is fat because he eats a lot; a lunchbox is full of food. Can it be more obvious?

"Hey, Lunchbox, quit taking my food!"

by Balano November 17, 2004

calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

by Balano November 17, 2004

vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.

Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.

by Balano December 1, 2004