Baczkowski's definitions

Unicorn Nod

When someone, usually a lesbian, puts a strap-on around her head and then proceeds to fuck a woman by nodding her head

I love to have babies unicorn nod me in the ass

by Baczkowski March 9, 2003

Rumple Foreskin

Another name for a penis, said by marissa thome in the film four rooms

Tickling a baby's rumple foreskin will keep me aroused forever

by Baczkowski March 9, 2003

Limpfant

When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!

Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good

by Baczkowski March 11, 2003

malted milk balls

When a woman licks shitty nuts that just came getting fucked in her loose rectum(anus, prostate, butthole, poopipe, asshole)

Wow! Whoppers is the original malted milk balls!

by BACZKOWSKI May 28, 2003