BV69BV's definitions

Toyam Pet

Having your pet lick your balls while masturbating.

Not sure what's worse: that Ben's dog Bailey is a Toyam Pet, or that it's only a puppy, which makes him a sick, gross individual.

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.

When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

Toyam Shower

The act of masturbating while taking a shower.

Ben takes extra long showers. We all just assume that they are toyam showers.

by BV69BV March 30, 2017

Toyam Dream

The act of (accidentally) masturbating in your sleep; i.e. a wet dream.

Ben is a terrible roommate. He has a Toyam Dream almost every night.

by BV69BV April 19, 2017

Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Toyam Dump

The act of masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

Ben likes taking Toyam Dumps. I'm not sure why, but he does.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

ATM

An abbreviation for "Automated Toyam Machine." A pocket pussy (or fleshlight) attached to a robotic machine which acts as an automatic masturbatory device.

Ben bought a ATM and set it up in our living room. At least the Automated Toyam Machine comes with a jizz collector, otherwise I think I would move out.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017