AverageRedditor's definitions

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

When you want to unflip the table.

Person: Vaccines cause autism!
Me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Person: Because unvaccinated people die before they are diagnosed.
Me: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

by AverageRedditor November 20, 2020

⠀

Empty Braille Cell - used to make empty text.

Jake: Hi
Bob: ⠀
Jake: What?

by AverageRedditor November 27, 2020

Art

Shreksophone

The definition of art is Shreksophone

by AverageRedditor October 10, 2020

Reddit-Instagram Effect

The effect of the top posts on Reddit often appearing in on Instagram the next day, due to plagarism.

According to the Reddit-Instagram Effect, penguin memes will be popular on Instagram tomorrow.

by AverageRedditor October 10, 2020

firearm oviparity

The most American thing an animal can do, lay a gun.

Jack: Hey!
Bob: I heard Calum's chicken has firearm oviparity!
Jack: bruh

by AverageRedditor December 21, 2020

294$

5-8# 8# 5&3 43#7)5 9% -9)$8!& $92! 3:346 (36 9! 6974 0-9!3 (36;9@4$

This is the result of holding down every key on your phone keyboard

person 1: -3))9 -92 @43 697
person 2: I'm good, please don't hold down every key
person 1: 294$

by AverageRedditor April 30, 2022

plan9

Unix successor developed at Bell Labs. The main selling point is its distributed design, allowing a single system to be spread across many computers.

arch user: I use arch BTW
plan9 user: I'd just like to interject for a moment...

by AverageRedditor April 16, 2022