Atlec's definitions

Double Conspiracy

The ultimate cover up. Exposing a "conspiracy" that contradicts another conspiracy to cover up the pre-existing conspiracy.

Double Conspiracy:

The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.

by Atlec December 1, 2009

magic eight ball

A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.

Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend

Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later

by Atlec January 20, 2006

wheelchair foot stairs

Another form of rock paper scissors, wheelchair beats foot, foot beats stairs, stairs beat wheelchair.

wheelchair foot stairs is 1337 rock paper scissors

by Atlec April 8, 2006

Beatrix Kiddo

1.Uma Thurmans character in Kill Bill Aka "the bride"

Most people don't understand the signifigance of the line "silly rabbit, trix are for kids" but is acctually a foreshadowing of her name.

2.Someone hunting for revenge.

1. Beatrix Kiddo is the character uma thurman plays in kill bill.

2. Yeah she went all Beatrix kiddo on his ass.

by Atlec April 9, 2006

Nutmegger

one who partakes in the recreational use of nutmeg to get high. nutmeg users equvilent of pothead

don go with that bloke, hesa straight nutmegger.

by Atlec June 30, 2006

letter

A stupid thing that a girlfriend always wants you to send her.

Girlfriend : Send me a letter!
Me: wtf no *slap*
girlfriend : lets have the sex

by Atlec April 19, 2006

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005