AssPirate's definitions

BAzing!

A much more updated and cooler way to say zing

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: What aren't I doing? Ohhhhh, BAAAzing!
Person 1: Jesus hates you.

by AssPirate November 7, 2004

taking carrie to the prom

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

by Asspirate November 7, 2004

counterstrike

a dead horse that everyone should stop beating.

CS blows my hairy cock.

by asspirate January 5, 2004

monkeylover

one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys

that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.

by asspirate July 20, 2003

quadcycle

a 4 wheeled vehicle that very slow.

we call my friend's 96 dx protege the quadcycle because we cant call it a bicycle.

by asspirate July 20, 2003