AsheIsALoser1's definitions

LOVE

An emotion that I cannot feel. I have been told it is the opposite of hate, which I can also not feel because I am dead.

Allison: Oh my god, Betty, I am SOOOOO in love with this guy
Betty: *girl screech*
Me in the background: ha...I’m so lonely

by AsheIsALoser1 December 3, 2018

Boohonkey

1. Can pretty much replace any word you want...doesn’t really have a definition

2. Word used by many a parent who don’t want to say the word butt.

1. If dead donkeys came back as ghosts, they could be called Boohonkeys

2. HEY LARRY, SIT YOUR BOOHONKEY DOWN BEFORE I WRITE YOU A LUNCH DETENTION

by AsheIsALoser1 October 22, 2018

South Carolina

The “it’s no a phase, mom” state. They’re always first or dead last to do things. Located in the south eastern US.

South Carolina is pretty depending on where you go and who you meet.

by AsheIsALoser1 October 25, 2018

Too fast for love

Easily the most underrated Motley Crue album out there

Dude, Vince Neil’s voice is so high pitched in Too Fast for Love! How is it possible?

by AsheIsALoser1 November 1, 2018

Pirate

A guy who drives a ship and yells "yo dude gimme your money and stuff" and gets whatever he wants. Usually has a stash or rum for some reason.

Bill: Dude did you see that one movie with the pirate?
Dale: Yeah, he looked like the alcoholic dude that lives down the block.

by AsheIsALoser1 November 10, 2018

Bus

No matter whether it’s a high shool bus or the NYC subway, you encounter all types of people BUT the ones you want to meet on the bus. A bus is the thing you get on if you want to be in the same vacinity as someone who’s got the flu, people who won’t shut up about that one thing about that one person, the weirdos who are only there to terrorize others, you name it..they’re on a bus somewhere.

I’m writing this on the bus...

by AsheIsALoser1 January 4, 2019

Cudgy

Edgy meets adorable.

Person 1: do you see that kid over there? He’s adorable!!!
Person 2: eh. He’s cudgy.

by AsheIsALoser1 February 10, 2019