AnonJudicator's definitions

U$C

The proper spelling of 'USC', the University of Southern California, after a 2007 scandal involving over $280,000 in cash, rent and gifts were given to former player Reggie Bush and his family.

May also be used to refer to the rich, spoiled students that attend the school.

It was awesome when the UCLA Bruins beat U$C Trojans 13-9.

by AnonJudicator September 5, 2009

Suckeyes

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.

The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Cupcake team

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.

Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Big Ten

A Division I FBS athletic conference for college sports. Known for its obnoxious fan base, low scoring, unexciting style of play, disastrous trips to bowl games and generally playing second-fiddle to the SEC conference.

Person 1: Big Ten rocks!

Person 2: Yeah well then why in the past three years did they lose two football title games and one basketball title game to SEC teams?

Person 1: ...I don't know, you're right, Big Ten is overrated.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Bobby Bowden

Dictator for life at Florida State. While Bowden led Seminole football to a series of impressive seasons in the 1990s, the new century has proven to be too much for the old guy.

Bowden is currently competing with his fellow lich lord Joe Paterno to see who will retire (die) first.

The 2006 Orange Bowl between Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno was also known as the Geriatric Bowl.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

LSU

Louisiana State University, home of fans who think it's cool to replace the letter 'o' with '-eaux' whenever possible to connect with their French heritage. Male fans are often seen wearing purple and pink T-shirts and women's hats while holding "Geaux Tigers" signs.

Geaux LSU heauxmeauxs!

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Florida Gators

Best football team in the SEC conference, and as proven in 2006 and 2008, best in the world. Always hated, often imitated, never duplicated.

God Himself supports the Florida Gators because the sky is Blue and the sun is Orange.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009