Animism's definitions

freedom burger

When you take a Rodeo Burger from Burger King, and a BBQ Ranch Burger from McDonald's, separate them from their bottom buns, then put their undersides together.

"That was the most delicious Freedom Burger yet."

by Animism May 19, 2014

Procrapsturbate

To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.

Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.

by Animism May 5, 2018