Angelo's definitions

sachio

pimpest dawg in philly... often called the major of the city

yo man you be da illest of them all, you're a sachio!

by Angelo March 30, 2005

lemon ass

Lemon ass is the form in which the ass of lemons takes when in primal form.

Watch out its the lemon ass!

by Angelo October 30, 2004

ass hog

A small, horned hog that lives in the crevase of a persons ass. Comes out during the day but sleeps in the ass during the night. Likes to eat weaties.

I seem to have lost my ass hog.

by Angelo November 1, 2004

lionheart

The ultimate gunblade used by the main character of FF8, Squall. Its limit break, which has the same name as the gunblade, is really powerful and makes for good eye candy.

"Use Lionheart dammit!!"
"Lionheart pwns Omnislash!!"

by Angelo November 6, 2004

Potion

A very common item found in multiple Final Fantasy games. Most of the time, it restores 100 HP. It won't take much playing of any Final Fantasy game before you realize this item is a piece of crap.

Most likely the first item in your inventory to reach 99.

by Angelo November 6, 2004

Ruby Weapon

Known as the most powerful and deadliest creature of Final Fantasy 7. Huge and red. Has Large claws that can sink into the ground and appear behind you. Also has an unusually tiny head. Thank god cause that fucker is ugly.

The only way to beat this monster is to have at least almost perfect stats everywhere, and even if you do, he is still nearly impossible unless you have some kind of stragety!

"Ahh that damn ugly ass keeps using Whirlsand!!"
"Fuck you Ruby! You can keep your stinky Desert Rose! I'm gonna get my Gold Chocobo the hard way!"

by Angelo November 6, 2004

Eden

The most powerful GF in FF8 Using Eden is the only way to break the damage limit of 9999 in the game.

Rivals the Knights of the Round when it comes to "longest summon ever".

Actually I think its hell of a lot longer. The only reason you would want to sit and watch the whole damn thing is for boosting its strength.

You really got to sit there and jam on that boost button 250 times in a random frantic manner.
Try not to get screwed over by pressing the button at the wrong time...

by Angelo November 6, 2004