AlexAlexUKK's definitions

PayPal

A term meaning the worst customer service, the slowest response times and the least initiative of any business at any time ever in the history of the universe.

The service there was crap but at least it wasn’t any PayPal!

by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

NHS

UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society

Pretty much anywhere is better to work than the NHS

by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

Whoremonger

An individual who deals with those wretched people who have nothing better to do with their lives than work in the sex trade.

Also, the prime minister of the United Kingdom.

Find me a syphilitic whore, my good whoremonger.

by AlexAlexUKK September 28, 2020

Alasdology

The act of understanding complex, intelligent people who often struggle to communicate.

Alasdology really helped me to understand how my friend thought and dealt with his emotions

by AlexAlexUKK October 24, 2020

Eyesy

When someone likes checking out other people but stares a bit too much and too obviously pervy, they’re ‘eyesy’ - the visual equivalent of handsy

Ali was being far too eyesy with the girls last night

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Trumpboob

When Donald trump makes a boob or stupid mistake it’s a trumpboob

Let’s all fuck Mexico, the latest trumpboob

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Andersonia

An old fashioned name for Scotland

Andersonia is the most beautiful country in the world

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018