Adultie's definitions

LOD’S

Left over drugs

Hey barry, did you ask cam or tommy if they have any more lod’s

by Adultie September 7, 2019

Anal year

The length of time in between your girl giving up the booty hole

Christina’s anal year is 354 days .

by Adultie September 7, 2019

Greasy Spoon

When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.

A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.

by Adultie January 11, 2018

Frog Soup

The liquid excreted from a quality shart

I farted and instead I got frog soup.

by Adultie January 11, 2018

mismurchify

To surprise

Victoria was able to mismurchify me on Jason’s boat.

by Adultie May 2, 2020

urterusless

A woman that lacks the baby making parts

Clare where you do to keep your blow.?
”I don’t know I’m urterusless!

by Adultie August 30, 2020

adultie

When you do irresponsible things but still able to adult and you kill it

I stayed up all night and got home just in time to wake the kids, get them up, cook breakfast and get them to school on time. I adultied today.

by Adultie October 12, 2017