Acmeusa's definitions

pahkspeed

The speed an efficiency at which an Asian male can function,especially driving.

John was so fast he was moving at pahkspeed. I think he was actually registered at "pahk 4"

by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

captainchristmas

Someone who's so caught up in the name and holiday that every day is Christmas in their book. They can't get enough.

Adam eats, sleeps and drinks it all year - he's CaptainChristmas!

by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

jackiechang

Your personal ninja- like a hybrid Data from The Goonies/Jackie Chan/yes man /best buddy

Chris is a JackieChang by my side and is like a personal Swiss army knife!

by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

Glary

To exclaim as in the way you'd use "glory!" with a southern gospel-ly sounding voice. As you'd use in church when you're agreeing with the pastor. Such as saying "amen"!

Glary, the Lord is good!

by Acmeusa June 28, 2018

Shiite Muslim balls

A replacement term for using a "fecal explitive" ie: saying shucks, shoot, dang, crap

Mary says she won't go out with me... "Shiite Muslim balls!"

by Acmeusa July 3, 2018

Dinglebarry

When your mentioning someone in a group and their name, so you use Dinglebarry (not to be confused with dingleberry... (Barry is a person's name so it humanizes the word.)

Get Dinglebarry over there to do it. That's his job anyway!

by Acmeusa July 4, 2018

Machahia fuchia

An unintelligible fake Arabic word that sounds scary and intimidating but really means nothing.

Machahia fuchia, his mother is sexually active with goats!

by Acmeusa July 5, 2018