ASliceOfTea's definitions

failwife

alternative version of babygirl; a pathetic, soggy (usually) man who fails at everything and is rizzless.

"this is my failwife boyloser, John."

by ASliceOfTea June 10, 2023

Consensual Kidnapping

A strangely popular tag on Archive Of Our Own (AO3) with at least eighty works with it as a tag.
A kidnapping that is consensual; whether for sexual reasons or otherwise.

John: "Hey, I read a really funny fic on AO3 today!"
Amy: "Yeah? What were the tags?"
John: "One of them was 'Consensual Kidnapping' lmao"

by ASliceOfTea May 3, 2022