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Has Date

At SUNY New Paltz, hasbrouck dining hall:
the act of being too damn poor/lacking the balls to take someone out on a REAL date so you ask them if they want to go eat at hasbrouck with you.
Josh: Hey, I'm poor. Want to get food at has with me?
Amy: Wait, is this a has date?
Josh: Yes, don't bring your friends.
by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011
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Hawkward Life

Life at SUNY New Paltz.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.
Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!
by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011
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Ass Burgers

having a nice, scrumptious, juicy set of ass cheeks.
Kayla: ooooh dat asss!
Laquisha: That boy got dem ohdeee ass burgers yo.
by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011
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Hasbrouck

The dining hall at SUNY New Paltz where you find hair in your burgers and ice cream.
Jeremy: *chews on burger and spits chunk out"
Connor: What's wrong?
Jeremy: THERE'S A HAIR IN MY FOOD! FRIGGIN HASBROUCK.
by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011
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