ALF's definitions

u-ey

A shorten form of "U-Turn," turning in the opposite direction you're driving.

(Yukmouth)
Put your seatbelt on,
cuz there's hella cops parked up the block.
(Knumskull)
Well nigga bust a U-ey then.
(Yukmouth)
Nigga fire up that doobie then.

by Alf May 19, 2006

Queek

A gay nerd, a queer geek.

Why are so many Queeks into Batman?
It's the whole Batman/Robin relationship

by Alf April 25, 2006

Tut-Tut

A dismissive comment for the overly zealous. Usually accompanied by a dismissive hand-gesture.

Can also be used as a verb. Ie:
Tut-tutting

Serena: I think I should be a writer!
Alf: Tut-tut, surely you need to know how to read first.

Or

Serena: Quit Tut-tutting all my ideas asshole!

Alf: Sorry

by Alf April 11, 2005

bamzu

When a person sticks a plunger on a wall and runs at the handle backwards effectively inserting the handle into the anus.

Last night at the party someone dared me to do a bamzu

by ALF April 15, 2005

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005

animal house

Any dorm full of crazy guys, who party all the time and do not do work.

That dorm is an animal house.

by alf April 4, 2005

minghia

popularized in RDP montreal
used to imply 1-astonishment or being 2-fed up.

***may also be used with Bro or shortened to mi!.

1-"Oh, I porked this picciot up the ass, then she goggled my rooster right after!" "MINGHIA!"

2- "Now clean the toilets!"
"Mi, this guy is rombapall !"

by ALF December 21, 2004