000's definitions

Lancashire

County in the north west of england, including lancaster, blackpool, bolton, etc...

he lives in bolton, in lancashire

by 000 May 13, 2005

take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

jackleg

Someone who's just a dummy; a bit of a jackass, one level short of being a TOTAL jackass.

This guy asks who's running for president, I tell him 'Watch the news, jackleg!!'

by 000 October 20, 2004

god

An idol in the sky invented by old men smoking hashish in a cave somewhere in the Middle East.

Damn this hashish eez good Hashmir! Dog is God backwards...hehehehehe....GOD!!! I grovel before you master in the sky..eheheheheeheheh!

by 000 March 4, 2004

green day

1) An awesome rock band lead by singer Billie Joe Armstrong that has many hits like When I Come Around, Welcome to Paradise, Basket Case, She, Brain Stew, Time Of Your Life, Warning, Minority, and Don't Wanna Fall In Love
2) A day when you just sit around and do nothing but smoke weed

1) Man, right now I'm listening to a Green Day CD and the songs are awesome!
2) That stoner's has 1 too many green days. He's trippin, man!

by 000 March 22, 2004

barenaked ladies

Awesome Canadaian band...never get any respect because they're not completely mainstream rock...have cool songs like Brian Wilson, If I Had $1000000, Alternative Girlfriend, 1 Week, It's All Been Done, Get In Line, Too Little Too Late, and Pinch Me

BNL are awesome!

by 000 March 22, 2004

elephunk

Word that can be placed almost anywhere in a sentence and still make sense.

Dude, we're so elephunked!

If you just look on your right, you'll see the very rare elephunk.

Elephunk that elephunking elephunk that elephunked our elephunks!

by 000 January 26, 2004