texas hamburger

Eating out someone's asshole. (Because you have brown in between two buns)

I totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!

by kennnnnn May 10, 2007

texas hamburger

Eating lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole.

"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"

"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"

"Uh, I don't think so."

"Then make mine a double!"

by Izoss December 12, 2008