shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.

Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?

by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018

Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar

Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023