mean green

pot, weed, grass, mary-jane, the ganja

I got me some mean green that'll make you hit the floor.

by R Ford May 6, 2004

Mean Green

A green deuce or terd - usually rancid smelling. Indicates there's a problem with your digestive tract.

Man I just dropped the nastiest mean green. It smelled so horrid that people were puking in the restroom.

by Andyman April 22, 2004

mean-joe-greene

(verb) To chug a beverage in one continuous gulp or to drink someone else's drink greedily. (a reference to the classic '70's Coke commercial)

Dude, I said you could have a sip of my coke, not mean-joe-greene it!

I guess I was thirstier than I thought, 'cuz I just mean-joe-greened that beer.

by Glyphtr March 13, 2011

shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

SHUT UPPPPPP

JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

by anonymous October 9, 2021

Green Mean Drinking Machine

Someone who drinks monster bombs

He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.

by Lucille Ballz January 20, 2011

Green mean asserole

The person no one wanted at their Thanksgiving table but somehow makes it to yours every year.

“Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “

by lollypappa November 17, 2020

lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021