lightning mcqueened

when a girl gives you head so fast you hallucinate the finish line from the third film

she totally lightning mcqueened me

by YaNiggaErnie April 27, 2017

Lightning McQueen

the hottest car youve ever seen

Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"

by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019

Lightning McQueen

A racecar that's fucking red

Lightning McQueen will rape you

by Some kid u don't know August 20, 2017

lightning mcqueen

vroom vroom katchow

beanos: yo sans

france: IM LIGHTNING MCQUEEN VROOM VROOM KATCHOW

by gandhi_sans69 October 17, 2019

Lightning McQueen

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.

I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016

Lightning McQueen

When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick

I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen

by I smell pickle February 26, 2021

Lightning McQueen

The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.

Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?

by EsbenT September 16, 2008