deluxe handshake

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.

That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.

by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017

deluxe handshake

A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.

Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.

Me: So Mike, what's a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.

by /b/illy Ray S. October 6, 2017