Captain Caps Lock

Refers to any one who types in all capital letters

HELLO MY NAME Is CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK

by Zaphod Bebblebrox May 17, 2004

Captain Caps Lock

Often used as a funny comment in internet forums to criticize users who post in all capital letters.

User1: HELP ME WITH PROBLEM FOOBAR
User2: Ah, captain Caps Lock and the Shift Crew been here...

by Phirius May 7, 2008

captain x cap

a condom, a jimmy cap, a cum trap

yo phil my captain X cap rubbed off in yo mama's pussy last night. get that shit back for me!

by jethro jenkins June 16, 2006

Captain cap

The captain of all caps usually capping on a captain ship while wearing caps

Aye imma sell my gli ,bro u captain cap

by Troller32 February 8, 2021

Captain cap off

The act of a man capping off an orgasm with a thumb, for 2 or 3 seconds, then releasing the pressurized coom. The captain part is if the ropes are more than 3.

Hey bud, did you bring home the slampig from the bar? You think you’re going to pull a captain cap off?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 19, 2026