brown general

When you take an especially impressive dump and the turd stands up on end, sticking out of the water. Resembles a soldier standing at attention.

"Dude, Smitty dropped a brown general and left it propping the lid open."

by dickcheney December 5, 2007

Brown Star General

The rank one attains upon fucking a chick in the ass.

She gives out a lot of promotions. She promoted me AND Peterson to Brown Star General.

by Vinceums October 7, 2003

General brown

After you blow your load on a chicks face, you shit on her stomach. Then you stand up over her and salute.

Did Ian seriously general brown that chick last night?

by Leapinglenny February 16, 2019

brown wing general

some one whom has 10 or more anal caps under their belts

i just fucked my tenth ass today im now a brown wing general, my new aspiration is brown wing comander

by jo jio February 25, 2009

Generic Brown Person

Some one from the Middle East or India.

I called tech support at Apple, but all i got was a Generic Brown Person.

by Orwhaleca March 3, 2010

General Brown

When you take a massive steaming shit so big that it physically cannot flush down the toilet, and you have to battle it out with the poop knife.

The other day, I saw a General Brown in the public restroom, and it physically wouldn’t flush. I shit you not! (Pun intended)

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026