War Tourist: A war tourist is typically a middle-aged, middle- or upper-class male from the West a individual who, in a modern-day midlife crisis, seeks excitement beyond ordinary holiday experiences. They venture into conflict zones and war-torn countries for the thrill and unique experiences, often relishing the danger. Sometimes, they even attempt to join local military efforts. This new form of tourism can lead to significant consequences, including legal repercussions, accusations of terrorism, and the risk of being kidnapped, tortured, or even dying. They may return home with souvenirs such as bullets, shrapnel, or even human remains. War tourists prefer these intense experiences over typical holidays and often proudly share their stories and souvenirs.
Lee: Frank, I was watching the news the other day, and there was this bloke who goes to war-torn countries on holiday, just to watch wars. LOL
Frank: Yeah, Bruv, I think that’s the new trend, nowadays? War tourism! These posh blokes get bored with their fancy five-star hotels and decide, why not head into a warzone instead LOL for a bit of a kick
Lee: I reckon Bruv, and then they come back showing off their souvenirs—bullets, shrapnel, pieces of human bones.
Frank: These sick fuckers these war tourists, Bruv
Lee: init bruv LOL
Frank: Yeah, Bruv, I think that’s the new trend, nowadays? War tourism! These posh blokes get bored with their fancy five-star hotels and decide, why not head into a warzone instead LOL for a bit of a kick
Lee: I reckon Bruv, and then they come back showing off their souvenirs—bullets, shrapnel, pieces of human bones.
Frank: These sick fuckers these war tourists, Bruv
Lee: init bruv LOL
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Person 1: Dude, I was discussing the latest Final Star Quest game on Discord, and this random guy kept on parroting stuff I really didn't give a shit about, like "Woke" this and "D.E.I." that and how they were ruining the game like a fucking conspiracy crackhead, guy's so jarring.
Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a culture war tourist. He probably hasn't played any of the games and probably goons to Lolicon Hentai.
Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a culture war tourist. He probably hasn't played any of the games and probably goons to Lolicon Hentai.
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