The specific analysis of group dynamics in a five-dimensional reality where communities are not just spread across space and time, but across probability branches. How do you form a neighborhood when your neighbor exists in a branch where your houses are in different positions? How do you hold a town meeting when attendees keep branching into alternative discussion threads? And what happens to social hierarchies when everyone knows there's a version of themselves that's richer, more popular, and better looking? Spacetime-probability sociology reveals that in a multiverse of infinite possibilities, the only thing that remains constant is the human capacity for jealousy, which somehow transcends dimensional boundaries.
Spacetime-Probability Sociology Example: "At the first inter-branch community meeting, a classic example of spacetime-probability sociology occurred. Representatives from different probability branches tried to agree on a zoning law. Branch A wanted parks; Branch B wanted parking lots; Branch C had already zoned everything for miniature golf and couldn't understand why everyone else was behind. The meeting ended when someone pointed out that in Branch D, they'd already resolved everything and were having cake. Everyone immediately wanted to be in Branch D, and the original meeting collapsed into branch envy."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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