The measure of an entity's ability to not only process information but to navigate, evaluate, and select among probability branches. High spacetime-probability intelligence means being able to perceive multiple possible futures, assess their likelihood, and choose actions that optimize outcomes across the probability landscape. This is why some people always seem to make the right choice—they're not lucky; they're just better at synchronizing with favorable probability branches. Conversely, those who constantly make poor decisions are simply stuck in branches where those decisions were inevitable. Standard IQ tests completely miss this dimension, which is why the guy who can't figure out his taxes can somehow always pick the winning lottery numbers (he's a probability-branch savant).
Example: "She was renowned for her spacetime-probability intelligence, always knowing which line would move fastest, which stock would rise, and which leftovers would still be good three days later. Her friends called her lucky. She called it 'five-dimensional pattern recognition.' When they asked for stock tips, she said, 'Just choose the branch where you already bought it.' They found this less helpful than she intended."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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