The branch of metaphysics that grapples with the existential terror of losing a third of your life to an activity that resembles death, yet is essential for functioning during the other two-thirds. It questions the nature of consciousness: if you are not aware of yourself for eight hours a day, are you still "you"? Is dreaming just your brain defragging its hard drive, or is it a window into a parallel reality where you're constantly unprepared for exams? Sleep philosophy doesn't have answers, but it does have a lot of late-night (ironically) questions.
Example: "Lying awake at 4 AM, staring at the ceiling, he engaged in some deep sleep philosophy. 'If I fall asleep now,' he thought, 'I'll get three hours of rest. But if I just stay awake, I'll be tired but will have gained three more hours of being alive. Which is the better use of my limited time on this earth?' He then watched three more hours of cat videos."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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