sexual ninja

someone who manages to enter and exit intimate situations with ninja-like stealth. also used to describe someone highly skilled in the art of sex.

-"at the beginning of the night i had no intention of bringing him home, but before i knew it we were in my bed."
-"my goodness! well, was he good?"
-"amazing. but after we were done i closed my eyes for a sec, and just like that he vanished without a trace."
-"ahh, a sexual ninja."

by woundedgazelle December 13, 2005

Cyber Cerebral Sexual Ninja

During intimate sexual sessions, the partner that makes all the moves, does all the work, top to bottom and all four corners.

“Wow, I watched their video and that dude was all over the place and doing all the work upside down and all around. A straight up Cyber Cerebral Sexual Ninja!”

by Rappin James January 17, 2026