The capacity for problem-solving and adaptation that fundamentally incorporates or arises from relativistic effects. This isn't just about being smart fast; it's about an intelligence whose very operational parameters include manipulating spacetime to its advantage. A relativistic intelligence might pose problems that are only solvable if you can perceive from multiple temporal frames at once, or it might "think" by compressing information into black hole-like densities of concept. Its IQ score would be meaningless because it would measure intelligence along a curve of time, not on a flat graph.
Example: "The alien artifact's puzzle wasn't a riddle; it was a test of relativistic intelligence. To solve it, you had to hold the starting state and the solution in your mind simultaneously, as if they were two points on a world line, and then perceive the connecting path. Our linear brains just saw a glowing rock. It saw a geodesic of logic."
by Dumu The Void January 30, 2026
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