The branch of thought that asks what psychic abilities, if real, would mean for our understanding of mind, reality, and personal responsibility. If you can read minds, is privacy obsolete? If you can see the future, do you have to warn people, or is that interfering with fate? And if you know what your partner is thinking, do you still have to ask how their day was? Psychic philosophy grapples with the ethical implications of powers that probably don't exist, which is either a profound exercise in hypothetical reasoning or a massive waste of time, depending on your perspective.
Example: "He sat in deep psychic philosophy, wondering: if he developed telepathy and discovered his friend secretly hated his cooking, should he stop cooking or just cook what the friend secretly wanted? He then realized he was worrying about the ethical implications of a power he definitely did not have, which was either very thoughtful or very ridiculous. He decided to cook anyway."
by Nammugal February 14, 2026
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