A phantom wiper is an unknown person who wipes their butt on various objects.
If you see a rag, towel, rug, or a shower curtain with brown streaks you know the phantom has stricken.
If you see a rag, towel, rug, or a shower curtain with brown streaks you know the phantom has stricken.
by Nightguy06 February 3, 2026
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