Al: Wow that was a relief.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.
Brenda: Ew.
Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.
Brenda: Ew.
Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.
by cut the cards February 4, 2026
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