The practice of trying to build, repair, or optimize the non-physical structures of reality, such as your soul, your karma, or the universal consciousness. It's the ambitious attempt to rewire your spiritual circuitry, reinforce your astral body's load-bearing walls, or install a better filtering system for negative energy. The problem is that the blueprints are invisible, the tools are metaphorical, and the building inspector is your own ego, which is notoriously lenient about code violations. Most metaphysical engineering projects result in a structure that looks great on paper but collapses under the slightest emotional pressure.
Metaphysical Engineering Example: "He thought he'd done the metaphysical engineering work to create an impenetrable shield of white light around himself. But when his mother criticized his life choices, the shield evaporated instantly, revealing it was made of nothing but good intentions and a lack of boundaries."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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