A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.
John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.
by Kenty G. June 20, 2006
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by monroe1962 May 25, 2009
Get the mermaid purse mug.When you are in a body of water such as an ocean and a man lays his penis on ur shoulder like a purse strap
by Bridget ellerby October 30, 2018
Get the Mermaid purse mug.The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.
After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.
by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026
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