Irish Rammer

The most aggressively Irish sex move ever conceived by a man who has already lost an argument with gravity. After approximately 9–14 pints of the black stuff, the lad decides the night needs one final, unforgivable flourish. He grabs the nearest spud (usually a decently-sized rooster potato he was saving for Sunday dinner), gives it a quick “God bless ya” kiss for luck, and — with the confidence only a blood-alcohol level in the triple digits can provide — attempts to full-send the entire potato straight into his partner’s ass in one heroic, poorly-aimed thrust.
No lube.
No warm-up.

“Mate I gave her the Irish Rammer. Proper job. She’s walkin’ like she’s got a full harvest festival in there. Potato came out clean though — legend says if you boil it three times it grants wishes.”

by WID0WMAKER84 February 6, 2026