Ice Dancing

A form of soft-core pornography taking place on ice, and which can be shown on television.

I was watching ice dancing in the Winter Olympics and sprung a boner.

by Khanibaal February 23, 2010

ICE dancing

v. Olympic demonstration sport in which a determined cadre of enthusiastic but unorganized amateurs encounter superbly outfitted but inept and overzealous troops. Somewhere between terpsichorean performance art and rugby but with more pepper spraying.

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TV tonight looks like a choice between a biathlon and ICE dancing. What’s your preference?

You know me. I’ll take the one with the most gunfire.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2026