Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women

"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"

by themanginger August 3, 2014

Dick to dick glazing

When one nigga hopping on your meat then another nigga join in to do the same

“This dick to dick glazing Ong”

by Bigdckrandy23 May 8, 2023

dick to dick glazing

When two or more people hype each other up while making fun of someone

Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”

Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke

Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn

by Licksomedivk May 8, 2023

Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011