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Gaseous System Reality

A model of reality so diffuse, so unconstrained, so free-floating that it barely qualifies as a system at all—yet somehow still contains everything. In gaseous system reality, boundaries are meaningless, categories are approximations, and everything interpenetrates everything else. This is the reality of quantum fields, of mystical experience, of the feeling that you're connected to everything and nothing simultaneously. Gaseous system reality is where mystics live and where scientists go when they've had too much coffee. It's impossible to navigate but wonderful to contemplate.
Example: "After a particularly intense meditation session, he experienced gaseous system reality. His boundaries dissolved; he felt connected to everything; his sense of self expanded to fill the universe. Then he had to go grocery shopping, which required a much more bounded reality. The transition was jarring. He bought milk while still feeling vaguely cosmic, which is a very strange way to shop."
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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Gaseous System Logic

A logical framework so diffuse, so unconstrained, so free-floating that it barely qualifies as logic at all—yet somehow still produces conclusions. Gaseous system logic expands to fill any conceptual space, seeps through any boundary, surrounds any issue with an atmosphere of seeming reason that's impossible to grab hold of. This is the logic of pundits who sound profound while saying nothing, of corporate mission statements that mean everything and nothing, of that friend who can argue any side with equal conviction. Gaseous system logic is impossible to refute because it has no fixed claims—it's all atmosphere, no substance.
Example: "The CEO's vision statement was pure gaseous system logic—'We're creating value through synergistic innovation while leveraging our core competencies to optimize stakeholder outcomes.' It sounded impressive, meant nothing, and couldn't be challenged because there was nothing to grab onto. Employees nodded, pretended to understand, and went back to work, surrounded by gas."
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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Gaseous System Truth

Truth so diffuse, so expansive, so lacking in fixed form that it permeates everything without being capturable anywhere. Gaseous system truth is the truth of atmospheres—of cultural moods, of collective consciousness, of the spirit of an age. It's real but not localizable; true but not propositional. You know it's there because you breathe it, but you can't point to it or hold it. Gaseous system truth is the truth of "the vibe," of "the zeitgeist," of "the way things feel." It's what poets chase and scientists dismiss, to their loss.
Example: "She tried to explain the mood of 2020—fear, isolation, hope, despair, all mixed into something new. Gaseous system truth: it was everywhere and nowhere, real but uncapturable. Any specific statement was inadequate; the truth was in the atmosphere. Her listeners nodded, having breathed the same air. They didn't need it explained; they needed it acknowledged."
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Gaseous System

A system so diffuse, so expansive, so lacking in fixed form that it fills whatever space it occupies, seeping into every corner, surrounding everything with its presence. Gaseous systems are everywhere and nowhere—you can't grab them, can't contain them, can't even see them most of the time, but you know they're there because you breathe them. Corporate culture is a gaseous system—it permeates everything, affects everyone, but try to point to it and your hand passes through. The internet is a gaseous system—it's everywhere, connected to everything, but has no fixed location. Public opinion is a gaseous system—it shifts with every wind, fills every conversation, but can't be pinned down. Gaseous systems are impossible to control but impossible to ignore.
Example: "He tried to change his company's culture with memos and meetings, but culture is a gaseous system—it had already seeped into every conversation, every decision, every unspoken assumption. His memos dissolved in the atmosphere. He finally understood: you don't change a gas by pointing at it; you change the conditions that shape its behavior."
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